Unflattering Pic

Ew. I’m so fat here, I can’t believe my own eyes! It’s like I’m Grimace’s twin or something!

Yeah, yeah I may have gone too soft around the middle but believe me, I’m working on it. Basically, yo-yo dieting no longer works for this fatass so I have been doing little workouts for a few days now and some said I “looked” like I lost weight. Let’s hope I stick to it because I’m been so freakin lazy lately, it’s almost like my cat and I are having a contest to see which one can out-catnap the other.

Ew… 2003 flashing before my eyes. Jebus Christ no.