Crazyass Encounter

Had a crazy encounter with a cab driver yesterday. It went on like this:

Me: Nagmamadali ako, kuya. Paglabas natin dito paliparin nyo tong sasakyan, ha?

Taxi Driver: Sige po.

The guy smiled and suddenly drove like a maniac on a very busy C5 road, complete with mind-bending swerves, sudden breaks, missing most vehicles by inches.

Me: O.o

Taxi Driver: Okay lang kayo, ma’am?

Me: Kuya, exagge! Exagge! Naloka ako!

Taxi Driver: Sabi nyo po bilisan ko?

We reached our destination in less than 15 minutes. Tipped him like a boss.