Crawling Back

What I Said:

Ex-Boss: I was wondering if you’re interested to work with us again as a full-time writer? We’ll pay you PhpXXXXX for 14 short descriptions everyday πŸ™‚

Tina: The thing is I’m already working full time right now and I have so much on my plate. I’ll try to find someone for you guys.

What I Really Want To Say:

Ex-Boss: I was wondering if you’re interested to work with us again as a full-time writer? We’ll pay you PhpXXXXX for 14 short descriptions everyday πŸ™‚

Tina: Oh, here’s a thought, how about no? You stupid fucking bitch! You think you can slap me with money and everything will be alright?! Die! Die! DIE!!!

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